Liberal vs. Orthodox

As I like to do with all deep spiritual questions, I consulted the Internet for a free quiz to tell me what religion I actually should be.

I got 27 results, ranked in order of accordance with my professed beliefs.

Match #1 is definitely high on the random scale... but not a shocker.

1. Liberal Quakers (100%)

I was a little disappointed in #2, which my friends who were raised in this faith have alternately called "The Church of Tori Amos" and "The Church of Backrubs."

2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)

Some matches were just embarrassing.

4. Neo-Pagan (87%)
6. New Age (78%)

Others were, frankly, educational. For example, who knew that there even WERE Orthodox Quakers? Not me. But apparently I subscribe to approximately 67% of their doctrine.

And I don't care what you say, they made this one up.

18. New Thought (54%)